HELLO. GOODBYE.

Friday, December 26, 2008

alright RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR MY BLOG.

no Vulgarities EXCEPT! in my posts :D

okay im typing this post a second time cus the dam thing didnt save my post n i accidentally delete.. fish stick.
-okay im gonna post afew "inspirational" words..
-I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
-Sometimes i really dont understand..
why some ppl cant take jokes....
i mean.. come on man..
don't take life too seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive.
-Why are there wars? To determine who is right?
No, no, no, no... Wrong wrong wrong..
War determines NOT who is right, but who is left.
-recently i heard some... counsellor or something...
"Everything has a purpose" he said for no reason at all.
isnt that stupid?
oh talking about stupid...
-NEVER underestimate stupid people in large groups.
-Trying is the first step to failing.
And if at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-If you try to fail, and succeed in failing, which have you done?
-whoever said i lost my mind?
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...
-"Daddy, why doesnt this magnet pick up the floppy disk?"
-A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory...
But that's funny, I don't remember being forgetful...
-whats the definition of the word "keyboard"?
looking up the dictionary, it says
"Keyboard (noun) : An instrument used to key errors into a computer"
-What's the difference between a wise guy and me?
I mean,... It's so easy to be wise, just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
-If you dont have good manners, train your reflexes..
the only substitute for good manners is quick reflexes...
-The first question to ask your boy/girlfriend:
"Am I irreplaceable?"
If the answer is yes, don't waste your time on him/her...
Don't be irreplaceable; If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
-If your husband/wife tells you he/she wants to have breakfast in bed,
tell him/her "If you want to have breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
-It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Life would be much easier if I had the Source code...
-If they dont have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going.
But I know there's a hell.. I work in retail.
-Who says small things don't matter? Try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.
-If you lack enemies, you are not doing something worthwhile.
-I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?
-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
-Hard work never hurt anybody, but why take chances?
-Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
So, to whoever that says i should grow up,... Dowan lehh...
-Who here tried sniffing coke? I tried it once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
-I finally understand why ppl call others "dogs"
Dogs come when you call... Cats have answering machines...
-why do the government promote "No drink driving?""
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
-Have you ever wondered how it feels to live in a day without sunshine?
A day without sunshine is like,... Night.
-I wonder how much deeper the ocean will be without sponges..
-If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
-Recent survey shows that three out of four people makes up 75% of the population.
-You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
BUT, you're silence will not protect you.
-There is no such thing as good luck.
There is only misfortune and its occasional absence.
-Before you criticize someone,
walk a mile in his shoes.
That way if he gets angry,
he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
-I'm born a loner..
And I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me...
-You know sometimes when you install something on ur com,
sometimes they tell you "Notice: Windows will now restart to take effect of the change"
Just afew days back, I went to my cousin's house and i spammed the
oldest computer there... they told me
"Notice: Your mouse has been moved. Windows will now
restart to take effect of the change."
PWN'D!!!!

-Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
All the king's HORSES and all the king's men?
No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again.
Just what did they expect the horses to do, anyway?
-I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier.
-I don't suffer from insanity either... I enjoy every moment of it.
-There are three types of people in this world - those who can count, and those who can't.
which type am I? (:
-If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...
then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
Chaos, panic, disorder... My job here is done.
-I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
-ZOMG!! can ANYONE GIVE ME THE NUMBER FOR 995?!?!
-I took an IQ test and the results were negative... PWN'D!
-HI!!... I don't remember your name either.
-SMILE!... If you're not wearing underwear.
-My mind wandered..and never came back.

All information in this post is true in some sense, false in some sense, and meaningless in some sense.

Jia Hua (:

hello goodbye; 7:02 PM

Merry Christmas all...

so on christmas i was like..
botak santa with no beard..
lol... n i folded like 99 paper hearts,
intended for sum1 special...
but i thought i'll just give it out to
strangers i see.
so i folded with my cousin 100+
paper hearts and wrote merry christmas
on it, with our names at the back....
but when we went out aft 12am,
her mum got worried and phoned her.
say she will die when she get home.
and i was like... "i told u not go come out with me.."
"look what i've done to u.... man i feel so mean."
so we rush back.. and i told her to be nice to her mum
so that her mum will not scold her that badly.
and infact, her mum did not even scold her.
cus i told her to stick a note on her mums mirror
saying "sorry"...
wow it worked!. lol.
then we were like.. sitting on the couch watching tv till v late..
then my cousin went to slp..
so i slp on the sofa. hahaha
slp awhile nia the maid wake up wash stuff alr.. so noisy
nv slp well.
anyways, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ahead.

There's only one thing, two do, three words, four you.
i love you

There's only one way, two say, those three words, and thats what i'll do.
i love you. -PWTs

Jia Hua.

hello goodbye; 11:59 AM

Sunday, December 21, 2008

hi ppl... im back from the night cycling at East coast park ytd..

not bad leh i c ws n jme progress v fast... surprised me n brandon..
hahaha.
anyway, the barbeque, SUCKS! hahahhaha
no offence.. but i eat le stomach ache...
cycle cycle, then suddenly the bike just
drift n i almost slam my face into the pavement...
cus i cycle cycle, want to "bang" ws...
then he turn turn turn.. so i give up....
then he go to the cycling path.. cut infront of me..
so i brake n cont to cycle..
but i cycle onto the sand, thot that
i just cycle on the sand then turn into the cycling path...
but turn abit nia the whole bike drift.
wa shiok. the gear stuck till we spent like.. 1 hr or so fixing it.

then came the night cycling!
first time i see night cycling have formation de...
"okay the ones with light at the back.. blah blah"
so not benson batch de only got 4 ppl, and 4 ppl partner up..
"who wan ws?"
"JAIME!"
hahahahah. so they partner.. seriously very pei.xD
then i partner bra..
cycle cycle...
then reach one place i think geylang or sth.. then cross
road tt time i turn n i din c mer.
then i was like.. "WOAHH!" then turn back..
then mer was like.. "EH NOT FARNIE OKAY.. CAN GROW UP OR NOT"
then of course, my answer is "no." hahahahaa
cmon man..why grow up if u can b young forever?
dumb fuck..

then we went to the beach to slp.. me ws and brandongggg
haha
then after that i whole day emo..
nth else to do le.. emo all the time..

rch home my father kpkb..
chee bai.
really not my day man..
many things r just fucked up.
i take off my jeans n put on the sofa..
i actually want to aft my lunch then go take
n put in the bucket for washing..
i havent eat half he throw my jeans outside of the hse.
i was like.. whatever....
so i din pick up.
then my mum say wan buy clothes..
then he scream at my mum say dun buy my clothes.
wan buy, buy hers or my sister's.. dont buy mine..
she buy he throw..
i was like.. whatever....
then my mum went out to help me take my jeans in..
oh yeah btw...
if you got something with me u settle with me..
why do u have to scream at someone that wasnt involved?
hum ji?
u wu ji lai..
i promise u.. when i m 18, you're not gonna do that.
you gonna wish you wont do that.
when things are more than i can take
then so be it.
u want u whack me.. i dont care.
whack all u want.
dont buy my clothes lor.. i oso dont care
i never planned to spend the new year with you.
never even thought of it.
what makes you think i will?
i can spend the new year ALONE.
i dont need some loser to spoil it..
dont buy for me la.. i have my own money i dont need yours.
rmb.. if you dont appreciate me,
just tell me.. i dont blame u.
cus i'll just tell you that
you, are not fit to b my dad.

so, all in all, my day was fucked up by two ppl.
mer and dad.

one word of advice....
Don't take life so seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive..

whoever said "one who doesnt appreciate life
doesnt deserve life", fuck yourself in the face.

hello goodbye; 3:36 PM

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Woots im so happi! Ytd i went shopping wit angel but she din buy anyting... Cus she missed alot of appointments ytd... So she was sad... N so i tried my best to cheer her up... Im so sweet rite... Haha. K nth to post le. Bye!

Loves from jh but mux love to jh too k? Hehe.

hello goodbye; 12:10 PM

Friday, December 12, 2008

Hello ppl. Im bored... Nxt wk got work. Sibei sian. Eh anybody free go bowling? Dun lidat leh i ask 6 ppl all 6 ppl cannot... Sian..Pls. Lol. K n rmb ppl, visit me nxt wk at amk 2nd floor fish&co. Bye ppl. My life getting boring, nth to post.

bye ppl.

loves ya...
Mux love me back kay? Hehe. Bb

hello goodbye; 6:34 PM

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Hello ppl im blogging wit my hp LG RENOIR again! Whee! Angel promise me to go shopping! Woots. She help me choose clothes! Soo cool rite?haha. Budden mux treat her to dinner. Scared no money. Hehe.

anw, jux rmb to visit the chef,me, at amk hub's fish&co. K? The stuff there v nice de. EXCEPT the rice. Rmb that. Haha. Rmb visit me k? Hehe. Rmb! I work at amk hubs fish&co k? Rmb hor. I will lonely De hor. Haha

love ya! But mux love me too ppl! :D

hello goodbye; 10:55 AM

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Hi ppl. Blogging on my hp. Haha.
jessica- nobody spam me n im nt welcome.

lol. Angel's went out of town. Trying nt to miss her but hw can i do that? I duno when shes back n i doubt she will reply my msges. Sad. Since im blogging wit hp, i wun blog much.

ok. Anyone has a job to offer? To intro? Pls tell me.

currently im only working fri-sun. Every wk. I doubt i can earn much cus im skipping 2 days. Ard 495 for ten days. A little low but who careS? Haha
K going slack. Oyah.

Anyone wan go gym(tpy) call me along can? Haha thx.

love ya ppl (:

hello goodbye; 10:03 AM

Monday, December 1, 2008

hello ppls..
back from the four days of
hardcore work.
to those who visited me, thx :D
anyways... its so dam hardcore..
frm 11am-9pm is paid.
but must come at 10 and end at go at 10
we cnt even sit dwn..
only when we eat then can sit.. hardcore
standing man..

anw its just at the IT fair @expo..
SiTex @expo.
i work for BenQ...
and dam alot funny stuff happen.
"excuse me what is ur company called? Beno?"
"erm its called Ben-Q"
"oh Benk..."
i was like omgwtf PWNED!
and now, my throat is gone...
til the most extreme...
my throat so painful can..... 4 days
of shouting just to let ppl hear what im saying..
stupid LG use mic and
make the speaker face us..
nb have to shout..
anw i 1st2nd and 3rd day
most sales..
4th i not so many..
imba-ed..
4th day shud b alot..
i frm 11-6.30pm
1 sale..
imba?
then frm 7-9pm
6 sales...
imba?

so, altogether i earned like..
$520 for four days..
not bad... :D teehee....
okay im bored.
anyone buy laptop? lol jk
over liao i out of job again sob sob LOL
okay no voice alr.. tty next time
byeee

hello goodbye; 11:39 AM