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Friday, December 26, 2008

alright RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR MY BLOG.

no Vulgarities EXCEPT! in my posts :D

okay im typing this post a second time cus the dam thing didnt save my post n i accidentally delete.. fish stick.
-okay im gonna post afew "inspirational" words..
-I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
-Sometimes i really dont understand..
why some ppl cant take jokes....
i mean.. come on man..
don't take life too seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive.
-Why are there wars? To determine who is right?
No, no, no, no... Wrong wrong wrong..
War determines NOT who is right, but who is left.
-recently i heard some... counsellor or something...
"Everything has a purpose" he said for no reason at all.
isnt that stupid?
oh talking about stupid...
-NEVER underestimate stupid people in large groups.
-Trying is the first step to failing.
And if at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-If you try to fail, and succeed in failing, which have you done?
-whoever said i lost my mind?
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...
-"Daddy, why doesnt this magnet pick up the floppy disk?"
-A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory...
But that's funny, I don't remember being forgetful...
-whats the definition of the word "keyboard"?
looking up the dictionary, it says
"Keyboard (noun) : An instrument used to key errors into a computer"
-What's the difference between a wise guy and me?
I mean,... It's so easy to be wise, just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
-If you dont have good manners, train your reflexes..
the only substitute for good manners is quick reflexes...
-The first question to ask your boy/girlfriend:
"Am I irreplaceable?"
If the answer is yes, don't waste your time on him/her...
Don't be irreplaceable; If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
-If your husband/wife tells you he/she wants to have breakfast in bed,
tell him/her "If you want to have breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
-It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Life would be much easier if I had the Source code...
-If they dont have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going.
But I know there's a hell.. I work in retail.
-Who says small things don't matter? Try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.
-If you lack enemies, you are not doing something worthwhile.
-I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?
-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
-Hard work never hurt anybody, but why take chances?
-Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
So, to whoever that says i should grow up,... Dowan lehh...
-Who here tried sniffing coke? I tried it once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
-I finally understand why ppl call others "dogs"
Dogs come when you call... Cats have answering machines...
-why do the government promote "No drink driving?""
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
-Have you ever wondered how it feels to live in a day without sunshine?
A day without sunshine is like,... Night.
-I wonder how much deeper the ocean will be without sponges..
-If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
-Recent survey shows that three out of four people makes up 75% of the population.
-You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
BUT, you're silence will not protect you.
-There is no such thing as good luck.
There is only misfortune and its occasional absence.
-Before you criticize someone,
walk a mile in his shoes.
That way if he gets angry,
he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
-I'm born a loner..
And I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me...
-You know sometimes when you install something on ur com,
sometimes they tell you "Notice: Windows will now restart to take effect of the change"
Just afew days back, I went to my cousin's house and i spammed the
oldest computer there... they told me
"Notice: Your mouse has been moved. Windows will now
restart to take effect of the change."
PWN'D!!!!

-Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
All the king's HORSES and all the king's men?
No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again.
Just what did they expect the horses to do, anyway?
-I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier.
-I don't suffer from insanity either... I enjoy every moment of it.
-There are three types of people in this world - those who can count, and those who can't.
which type am I? (:
-If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...
then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
Chaos, panic, disorder... My job here is done.
-I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
-ZOMG!! can ANYONE GIVE ME THE NUMBER FOR 995?!?!
-I took an IQ test and the results were negative... PWN'D!
-HI!!... I don't remember your name either.
-SMILE!... If you're not wearing underwear.
-My mind wandered..and never came back.

All information in this post is true in some sense, false in some sense, and meaningless in some sense.

Jia Hua (:

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