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Monday, January 5, 2009

okay today. no ytd...
i was working whole day.. like.. erm...
12-5pm at fish&co.,
6pm-4am at banquet.
banquet was fun la
and theres a girl in my grp...
look like claudia one.
the eyes small small.. mouth oso small small
then skinny skinny. hahah
but her voice btr than claudia's...
lol.she oso like attitude prob liddat.
lol no offence...
keep come disiao me
she first day i oso first day..
but she everything duno how do, dun dare do.
shark's fin she dun dare do..
then i have to do....
then she was like "you work how long le?"
i tell her "first day lor."
then she was like "i oso..
wa u dam good leh first day everything
can do.. sharks fin do til so good.. wow"
then i was like... cus u nv try....
LOL

she keep walking about tok tok tok.. i got nth
to tok about le she still spamming me..
then walk ard.. walk finish le come whack me..
=.=
i was like.. whats wrong with u.......
lol.
okay b4 the wedding started..
*rewind*
we were practicing how to walk into the room
with the first course...
he never even tell us what to do..
i just c what they do i just do.
then he kpkb..
nv tell me where to stand, he scold
me say i scared of the girl beside me,
she wun eat me up,
she's a nice ger
single....
i was like.. okay so?
lol.
then i took a look at the girl..
she chio sia!
look like eileen..
but taller.
and chio-er..
so we just did the "rehearsal"
twice and thats it..
i was like.. wtf?
then we went to take first course....
theres duck, duck, duno what.. and duno what....
lol
two types of duck and two types of duno what.
then in the middle of the plate is candle...
we walk out nia fire gone.
so i light mine up again.
then got one TUA ORH BU.
lol!!!
(in other words Big Black Girl)
LOL
she was like.. "oh my god my fire's out..
can u lend me fire?"
so i said... "sure...."
then she was like..
"oh my god can u help me do it? im scared of fire..."
and i was like...." 'oh your god?' my god too!"
LOL jk.
i was like "okay.................................."
then she watch me do...
then she was like "YayYYyyy...."
zzzzzzzzzz
then time to go in....
wl the plate is like FKING HEAVY OR STH...
one hand hold...
then when the "VIP"
walk past us on the red carpet, must turn
to the front and raise the
plate to our shoulders..
AND WATCH THE DAMN CHEF DANCE.
hold there fking long
i was like..
'shit.. i nid to put down.....'
then GEK all the way till can put down... then go
give the first course to the ppl im taking care of.
then start to tok about the girl i said lk like claudia one liao..
she was like.. SO BO LIAO until
she walk to the kitchen there FOR NOTHING,
and walk back, and while i was looking around
and didn't see her, she whack my stomach..
i was like... "why u hit my six pack?"
hahahahaha
then she was like "u have meh?"
nabei u wan see or not?! hahaha
just kidding.
then we server alot crap. then have to
change their dirty plates...
then got one time cus its veggie,
got the sauce....
then the plates fking slippery..
i hold on the tray 10 clean plates
and take theirs to exchange.. exchange halfway the thing
SLIDE on the damn tray...
sliding around u know.. i was like spilling the damn
sauce on the whole plate... and my uniform....
then the plate all gonna drop alr...
lucky nv drop..
with my expertise it didn't drop.
so i faster put back the tray and ask sum1 help me.
oh and did i tell u ppl?
the uniform fit me so well.. its like.. tailored to fit me.
haha.
and got 3 girls say i handsome u know.. woots. hahahahaha
then finish le.. mux clean the damn place up..
all the duck bone.. etc etc..
nabei so dirty, no gloves, not like fish&co.....
i faster use hand thro on floor and walk off. hehehe jk
i put everything on the duno what menu thing la.
then clean the place..
cleaning sux.. so sian. haha
then i saw Messy Hair(TM) walking around with
Short short(TM)...
[hehe the names i anyhow give de... but messy hair really dam messy de what..]
then i clean up... then the stupid "claudia"
was like.. whacking my neh or something when i carrying the
Susan and the susan ring.....
then i was like..
'u so zai u lai carry i whack u.'
but i didnt say that out.. ltr she
bcome claudia. then i start laughing hahaha
then work til 4am..
then wait taxi wait for like 45min or sth..
then finally go hm. rch hm at 530..
then mum was like fcking up or something. lol.
The End.
haha

kay cya ppl...

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