HELLO. GOODBYE.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Hi ppl im back. this is jiahua btw...
just decided to unlock my blog.
obviously sum1 doesnt want her friends
to know about me,
obviously 'cus she feels im a disgrace
and i devalue her 'cus i was her EX.
wow what the FUCK? know what?
just fuck off..
you can now... so do it.. fuck off.
im not gonna "delete my blog/ lock my blog"
so ppl cannot know about me..
know why? i aint ur fucken dog.
anw... i just locked it til now.. cus...
ITS THE END OF MY MID YEAR EXAMS!!!!! WOOOTTT!!!
and guess what?
she still havent started her MYE... when im already enjoying.
__ oh look im pointing it to u.. __.
lols...

*i feel so stupid talking to myself.. HAHAHA*

anyways.. lets not let her bring our
spirits down... we're gonna be happy!
and there isnt anything she can do to stop
us from being happy!

okay it's been a so so so so long time
since i last had TICKLE MY JIAHUA..
so im gonna make some amendments today..
and it's time for... TICKLE MY JIANOOB!!!
okay.. so there was one day, a man was having sex
with his wife...
suddenly their son comes in
and saw what they're doing
and the poor boy started screaming,
"OMG!!!" and he ran out of the room.
the man laughed and said,
"haha. let him cool down first i'll
explain it to him later.."

after some time, the man decided
to go and explain to his son..
so he walked into his son's room and
saw him having sex with his grandma.
the man screamed "OMG!!!"
and the son said,
"it's not that FUNNY
when it's YOUR mom, RIGHT?!"

LOL.. can't believe it.. lolslolsolsolsolsolsols.

okay its time for questions..
anybody is entitled to asking questions...
(hopefully easy questions,
not like "solve a+b+dc+dae+r=0")
so u can either gimme a call, sms me,
or tag my blog and ask me questions..
(well im expecting 0 questions
cus nobody's gonna see this..)

so i'm gonna ask a question, hopefully
some kind soul would gimme an answer.
so theres this girl, who's in my school,
in the class beside mine,
and its like... its just all of a sudden
she starts to avoid me or something
when i sms her, she doesnt reply.
when i talk to her on MSN,
she just fakes it and goes all silent.
when she sees me in school,
her face will turn into something
that looks like my ass..
(and my ass, FYI, isn't pretty.)
nah just kidding. but she just gives
the face as if i owe her billions of dollars
or something... (well if its billions of sperms
i can easily return her but its not..)
so anyone can help me decipher this DaVinci code?
what's wrong with her? or me?

Additional info..
i did not offend her..
the last message i sent to her
BEFORE she avoided me was
"okay dont disturb u le go study ba".
tell me if that's offensive ppl.

Help me by telling me what is wrong ppl thanks. (:

Signing off bye ppls

hello goodbye; 12:50 PM